The Undead Manwhore
Full name: Caleb Silas Vatore
D.O.B: August 8th 1709
Star sign: Leo
Likes: Ladies, stargazing and chess
Dislikes: Bright colours, losing control and himself in general
Seeking: Anyone who’ll have him
Smells like: cologne and decay
Main song: Alice In Chains – Would?
Most positive reader comment: “Caleb is a pathetic dick“
Almost Eternal 