The Wild Child
Full name: Faith Splodge
D.O.B: March 23rd 1998
Star sign: Aries
Likes: Men, sex and anything dark or violent
Dislikes: Sausages with flippers, being told what to do and losing
Seeking: Escape
Smells like: sex
Main song: Babes In Toyland – Handsome and Gretel (very explicit) If you can’t listen to this, totally look up the lyrics 😆
Most positive reader comment: “Faith has been confirmed to have a thing for men with weird hair“
Almost Eternal 