Kitty

The Stuff of Nightmares

Full name: Kitty Alstroemeria Galloway (AKA Bob)

D.O.B: July 29th 1507

Star sign: Leo

Likes: Sadism, power and attention

Dislikes: The patriarchy, limits and, of course, LIES

Seeking: To break you

Smells like: weather turning

Main song: Fall Out Boy – Novocaine

Most positive reader comment: “You are truly vile, Bob“