The Sugar-Coated Shrew

Full name: Sage Solanaceae Harper

D.O.B: January 13th 1692

Star sign: Capricorn

Likes: Control, flowers and the colour green

Dislikes: Bad hair days, being wrong and being lied to

Seeking: Her father

Smells like: walking through a forest

Main song: Hole – Petals

Most positive reader comment:I hate her

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