The Sugar-Coated Shrew
Full name: Sage Solanaceae Harper
D.O.B: January 13th 1692
Star sign: Capricorn
Likes: Control, flowers and the colour green
Dislikes: Bad hair days, being wrong and being lied to
Seeking: Her father
Smells like: walking through a forest
Main song: Hole – Petals
Most positive reader comment: “I hate her“
Almost Eternal 