The Ride of your Life

Full name: William Wangshaft

D.O.B: April 8th 1980

Star sign: Aries

Likes: Beer, breasts and barbecues

Dislikes: His family, working at the mill and rejection

Seeking: All the p***y!

Smells like: Lynx Africa

Main song: Volbeat – Still Counting

Most positive reader comment:Fuck off, Will!

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