The Ride of your Life
Full name: William Wangshaft
D.O.B: April 8th 1980
Star sign: Aries
Likes: Beer, breasts and barbecues
Dislikes: His family, working at the mill and rejection
Seeking: All the p***y!
Smells like: Lynx Africa
Main song: Volbeat – Still Counting
Most positive reader comment: “Fuck off, Will!“
Almost Eternal 