The ‘Whatever’ Witch
Full name: Wyatt Ranunculus Harper
D.O.B: June 4th 1941
Star sign: Gemini
Likes: Tripping, video games and punk music
Dislikes: Routine, being alone and responsibility
Seeking: A good time, always
Smells like: teen boy with a hint of herbal
Main song: Green Day – Longview
Most positive reader comment: “Where can I get a friend like Wyatt please?“
Almost Eternal 